On prams: "I don't mind pushing prams as long as they're not mine."
On men in dresses: "I once played the wicked queen in Snow White at school and also used to be a choirboy but I haven't worn a dress lately. About the only man in a skirt I like is Barry Humphries. "
On the most important item in his wardrobe: "My braces, otherwise my trousers fall down."
On Leigh Bowery's 'bums out' collection: "I haven't seen this collection but I work near Smithfield Meat Market and if I walked around with my bum hanging out, one of the porters would stick me on one of the hooks."
On male feminism: "I'm not allowed to be anything else in the Boot Hills -- the blokes got severely reprimanded when we were caught watching Benny Hill."
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